Wednesday, August 26, 2009

football

Dearest Professional Football Season,

I feel like we just parted ways only last month. How are you here again so quickly? Don't get me wrong it's not that I hate you, there's just too much of you and your already putting a dent in my Lifetime tivoing schedule. So, I'm thinking maybe you could do me a solid and shorten your games from 4 hours to 30 minutes, toss in a little celebrity gossip amongst the commentating and add a few home decorating tips here or there during all that down time.

Hello? Are you there?

Love,
A Bored Wife

10 comments:

Heather said...

I have a love/hate relationship with football and football season. I like it, but it DOES take up too much time, esp. my hubby's time!!! :)

Whitney said...

Are you a football widow?

Breadwinner Wife said...

Haha, I used to be this way, but one day I realized I do like some aspects of football, so now we watch together! I'm still not as into it as my husband is though. 4 hours is def too long!

d.a.r. said...

If football was only 2 hours long, I would actually probably enjoy it!

Marissa said...

Ha ha :)

Lauren Kelly said...

I am so with you, haha!! :)

Aubs said...

TOO FUNNY! I love it! I enjoy football but not to the point of sitting saturdays and sundays ALL day watching.....i'm down w/ home decorating tips during down time!

Tina said...

My favorite line in football is when they say, "no part of this broadcast can be reproduced....." means it is almost over!! Love your post. And love your blog.

Heather said...

LOVE this post!!!!! Luckily my bf doesnt watch football all that much but I just don't like hearing everyone talk about it so much!!!!

Breadwinner Wife said...

New Orleans is awesome...if you ever come wait until Hurricane Season is over. You don't want to be here during the summer heat anyways! ;)