Dearest Professional Football Season,
I feel like we just parted ways only last month. How are you here again so quickly? Don't get me wrong it's not that I hate you, there's just too much of you and your already putting a dent in my Lifetime tivoing schedule. So, I'm thinking maybe you could do me a solid and shorten your games from 4 hours to 30 minutes, toss in a little celebrity gossip amongst the commentating and add a few home decorating tips here or there during all that down time.
Hello? Are you there?
A Bored Wife