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Saturday, December 10, 2011

a memo to pug #9

To: Pug
From: Upper Management
Date: 12/10/11
RE: The Christmas Tree


Dearest Pug,

As you may have noticed our usual pre-lit Christmas tree has not made an appearance this year...nor will it ever again.  Instead a brand new one has taken it's place.  This is sadly do to the fact that we as upper management, felt the old tree needed to be placed to the curb do to a series of unfortunate events.  The first being it had obviously become a fire hazard with the growing number of lights that had been bitten, chewed and gnawed off over the last few years.  Also, if you stood next to the old tree in just the right spot as a breeze passed through the room, our old tree gave off a scent from you trying to claim it as your own.  Although faux trees don't have a scent, if it did I'm pretty sure we'd all prefer a pine scent to urine.  And finally, the branches on the new one hang perfectly.  They haven't been violated from a certain pug trying to pull them or climb up to sit on them.

So, pug we'd be ever so thankful this Christmas if you'd respect the tree and not give baby bro. Landry any ideas.

Much love,
Girl


P.S. No, you will not be getting a Christmas bonus. 

past memos to pug can be found here 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8}

10 comments:

  1. This was indeed a delightful memorandum. So much fun to read.

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  2. AHAHAHAHA. This is so funny!

    A friend sent me a link to your blog and it is just DARLING! I'll be back for sure. Love what I see. Come say hi at reverie. any time! We'd love to have you!

    Love,
    S

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  3. Hmm, I'm not so sure that pug is convinced...
    Love,
    Payton

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  5. haha! too funny! how did pug react to said memo? :)

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  6. LOVE this post. What a funny Pug :)

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  7. I have laughed at this until I cried.
    We had a pug. Same song, same story! He refused to go potty when it rained or snowed. Being as we lived in TN we did not get much snow, but one year we had about six inches on the ground. I had to carry him out to the barn shed to do his business to keep him from going in the house.....

    Oh, the joys of pugville!
    Merry Christmas, to girl, boy and pug!

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  8. The above post was regarding the #1 post about pug and not pottying outside!

    I love the Christmas tree post as well!

    I am always smiling when I read your blog. Thanks for the wonderful humor.

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  9. hahaha oh my gosh i LOVE this. hilarious. im so glad einstein doesn't do those things. he just lays by the tree. whew!

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