a memo to pug #2

To: Pug
From: Upper Management
Date: 3/26/09
RE: Performance Review

Dear Pug,

Below is your most recent performance review.

1. Job Skills/Performance- Could be improved upon. You're still in need of consistent reminders that you are in fact a dog and not royalty. However, you have recently mastered taking a nap during the day which has greatly increased the productivity of those around you.

2. Communication- Needs improvement. No need to bark in people's ears.

3. Problem Solving- Excellent. You figured out how to pull an entire load of laundry off the dryer as well as your ability to remove the cap off a water bottle in under 10 seconds. Although not encouraged it's impressive.

4. Supervision- Unsatisfactory. You're too curious.

5. Cuteness- Outstanding. You get away with anything with those big eyes and head tilts.

Overall, Excellent!

Love,
Girl

P.S. We're not AIG so no bonuses this year. Sorry.