note to self

Dear Self,

I'd love to know what you were thinking when you decided to repaint the interior of your house all by yourself? Was it because you suddenly detested your original taupe selection or the fact that you botched up the paint job when you went in to retouch it? And after asking the salesman at the paint store to just pick a color for you because you couldn't decide and he refused and asked with alarm if I was sure I was not going to hire someone and you replied I'm good...why didn't you doubt your insanity then?

love,
your aching-my hands can't grip anymore-stubborn self

p.s. you better walk away from this with some seriously toned arms!