barky fife

When pug isn't busy with his secretarial work, he's on pug patrol in our backyard.  I need to make it clear that this is a job he elected for himself and one that I'm pretty sure the whole neighborhood wouldn't mind if he stepped down from.

Yesterday we heard pug begin his crazy bark.  This crazy bark can be heard when a blade of grass moves too close to pug or even when he just likes to hear the sound of his own bark.  We gave him a minute then boy went outside to find pug had indeed caught an intruder.

Said intruder.

Inspecting said intruder.  I wonder if {Mall Cops} would hire him?

It's a tough and dangerous job, but someones got to do it.