meet my secretary

have y'all met my secretary before?  he really is the laziest worker ever...

see, he gets fired at least twice a day for sleeping on the job...

{there better be a really good reason for waking me up}

{i'm debating on going on strike...let me just try out this arm rest first}

{now i'm just going to rest my chin on this desk while i check a few e-mails}

{is that a bird out there?!?!...i think i see a bird}

{i'd like to discuss a raise in treats for all my hard work}