memo to pug #7

To: Pug
From: Upper Management
Date: 5/17/10
RE: Hazardous Chew Toys

Dearest Pug,

We've had some recent complaints that your over abundance in squeaky toys and their sneaky placement in dark hallways is becoming somewhat hazardous.  For example, someone who may or may not be writing this memo, happened to be carrying a large amount of books across the room when she ever so gracefully tripped and fell on a giant squeaky hippo, landed on said books and now sports a rather ugly batch of bruises.  We appreciate your cooperation with keeping the work area safe for all.

Love the hand that feeds you,
girl